Old Men
Dear All,
This is the ‘Old Farts’ team for Sunday’s annual cakewalk against the pretenders ‘the Upstarts’:
Team Manager: Chris Ruddy James OBE
Mark Old Man Tandy (capt 07949839727) MBE
Paul Old Man Darrington CBE
Honey Old Man’s Sandwich Sarao BBE
Vasu Old Holborn Kumanduri BBE
Brian Old Man Farmery CBE
Little Old Man Tommie Elliot CBEEBIES
Paul Old Lady Cooke ODB
Duncan Old Hat Hands (wk) BBC
Matthew Old Bailey Casey GBH
Danny Old Man White ITV
Ameya Now Officially An Old Man Poyerakar BBE
12th Wheel – Duncan Looks Much Older Than He actually Is, But Not As Much As Callum Oh Healy Ears
The Upstarts are having difficulties finding anyone man enough to play, so the team sheet may be delayed while Val makes some calls to the U10s.
We aim to get this match started at 12:00 so please be at the pavilion for 11:15 to get the pitch set up. There is no rota this week as the losing team does all of the clearing up at the pavilion before weeping into their blue drinks again. Please feel free to wear fancy dress as it will give the youngsters something to look at while they capitulate once more…
Cheers,
Mark
Go Old Men Bombers…
Submitted by Merv on September 16, 2011 - 12:06
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